is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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