omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
