Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
time to smoke my breakfast
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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