Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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