is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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