is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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