You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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