yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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