ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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