I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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