you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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