I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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