I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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