oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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