Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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