Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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