You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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