spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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