We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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