I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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