No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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