the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Pooping to opera.
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