Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
