I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize