READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
