whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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