She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
ugly people sure do ruin things
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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