The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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