I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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