Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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