Me too!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
