Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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