that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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