I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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