Where did you get a picture of my penis
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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