Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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