I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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