I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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