No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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