he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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