i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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