Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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