1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I have post one night stand depression
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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