I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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