There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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