now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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