and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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