Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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