No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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