Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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