I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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