You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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