Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We left the knife in your bed.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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