you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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