I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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